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Solution Demotivational Poster


TAGS: whiskey bushmills chemistry solution
Rating: 4.86/5

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falloutghoul - November 16, 2012, 5:34 pm
"A," not "the" solution.


TAGS: minigun solution crazy
Rating: 4.47/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - April 12, 2014, 8:43 pm
a hammer is good enough for Tyreese (Walking Dead comic) it's good enough for me.
EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 12:15 pm
When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem starts to look like a nail.

RUBIX CUBE ALTERNATIVE SOLUTION - Screw it, I don't have the time or patience for this crap !!!

TAGS: rubix cube alterbative solution paint
Rating: 3.79/5

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Budog - May 17, 2011, 4:08 am
They suck if you have A.D.D. you keep getting distracted by shiny things...
forseti - May 17, 2011, 3:54 am
It's easy if you solved it once. There are manuals for that ;)
pzykosiz - May 16, 2011, 8:56 pm
my best was about 2:30, just cause everything fell into place well
Feasibly - May 16, 2011, 7:32 pm
5 minutes?!...I never solved it that quick and it's been so long, I probably couldn't solve it at all these days. I like Budog's paint brush idea...
forseti - May 16, 2011, 2:08 pm
It's not that difficult. I solve it in less than 5 minutes. ;)


PROBLEM SOLVING - Sometimes the answer is as easy as taking a step back to see the bigger picture.

OLD GERMAN PROVERB - We can't choose what happens to us in life, but we can choose how we deal with it.


TAGS: new year resolution commi3
Rating: 4.88/5

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maoworks2 - January 2, 2012, 6:25 pm
Me Three !
Sho - January 1, 2012, 1:18 am
the1stCOMMI3 - January 1, 2012, 12:49 am
Challenge accepted

Dear Math -

TAGS: math problems kids solutions therapists
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 12, 2013, 11:55 am
Thanks for the vote dawg.
spacedog - November 11, 2013, 9:30 pm
Nice. 5...er....five.



TAGS: math problems solution
Rating: 3.81/5

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nettimato - May 3, 2010, 5:13 am
misspelling, eh?

Bad Hair Day -

TAGS: bad hair day solution hat
Rating: 4.89/5

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Greeny - August 18, 2013, 5:30 am
Pesky rinds...

NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION - Remember to put "2012" and not "2011" on every place I write the date on

TAGS: pen date new year resolution
Rating: 4.58/5

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Zetmonk - January 3, 2012, 6:50 am
Already failed at this resolution 4 times today. Bleh.
TheSanityInspector - January 2, 2012, 11:30 pm
So glad I don't write many checks anymore.


TAGS: life time human nature husband wife money body waste value murder solution
Rating: 3.42/5

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TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 2:32 pm
Too shallow, nothing to weigh her down, should have worn throw away clothes. Most importantly No body means no insurance payout!
Haarakkon - July 4, 2009, 2:28 pm
d***, Sean.
Sean - July 4, 2009, 12:43 pm
Looks like a rank amateur at work to me. Mr. Bodydump here clearly hasn't seen any of my posters. Sometimes I wonder why I even bother. Oh, and keep the headlights on ... real clever.
BoneCD - July 4, 2009, 7:03 am
I have been taking notes and watching all the CSI shows...I'll let you know how it goes!


TAGS: new years resolutions dog
Rating: 4.9/5

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tellitlikeitis - January 22, 2011, 10:55 pm
This is fantastic! I love the dog. And I absolutely miss my 2 doggies (sorry, had to say that). 5 L's for you!
5150monkeylove - January 20, 2011, 6:38 pm
I will not besmirch this perfect fake with trying to be funny. PERFECTION/5L
Faceplant31 - January 20, 2011, 6:35 pm
Nice one space, where have you been lately?


TAGS: year s resolution drinking
Rating: 3.1/5

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Derek - August 30, 2009, 5:39 am
Oh that is rather good. Well done. :-)

DUCT TAPE - Finding the solution for noise pollution one mouth at a time


AS IF... -

TAGS: resolution day greybeard mysogynist iceman
Rating: 4.74/5

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autumnspirit - January 1, 2011, 3:41 am
As a woman's point of view, I'd say, that about covers it! 5Towers of Bacon Waffles
AdmiralAckbar - January 1, 2011, 3:35 am
No trap here, I suppose some flying monkeys are coming my way
ICEMAN - January 1, 2011, 3:23 am
Don't tell me... it's a trap of some sort. I'll get you for this my pretty...
AdmiralAckbar - January 1, 2011, 3:20 am
sorry ice, I thought I press 5 and hit 4. I am a dumb a**.
AdmiralAckbar - January 1, 2011, 3:20 am
sorry ice, I thought I press 5 and hit 4. I am a dumb a**.

THAT'S HORRIBLE! - They spent all that money making that sign.

TAGS: sign solution to kids
Rating: 2.11/5

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Hasbunmb - February 2, 2010, 2:06 am
Not as horrible as the parenting that made that sign necessary...


SO MUCH FOR RESOLUTIONS - Okay,okay! I swear... this is my last one!

TAGS: quit smoking resolution broken
Rating: 4.91/5

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MissPriss - January 4, 2013, 9:36 am
Congrats Cloudchaser! Awesome accomplishment. 5L?
maoworks2 - January 4, 2013, 8:13 am
CloudchaserS - January 4, 2013, 3:46 am
I sometimes like to use that in place of "doctor" just for fun/to be silly :-)
steve1961 - January 4, 2013, 12:12 am
Congrats, CloudchaserS... ...ummm...Your VETERINARIAN told you???!!!
CloudchaserS - January 3, 2013, 11:47 pm
I used to until my veterinarian told me I have "some emphysema." I was prescribed the antidepressant Xanax to help me quit. My last one was 9dec02
MissPriss - January 3, 2013, 7:49 pm
Yep, he lasted about 1 day longer than me...:(
ughomer - January 3, 2013, 7:24 pm
Took this guy one day to ditch his "quit smoking" resolution ~ ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.


TAGS: management solution office vision
Rating: 4.85/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 2, 2014, 12:26 pm
Didn't get it at first, then suddenly I had a vision of one of my positions at the TJX company. 5L


GERMANY - Where Beer Has More Volume Percent Than Hard Booze In The Rest Of The World!

TAGS: alcoholic proof percentage solutions concentration
Rating: 3.09/5

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forseti - April 2, 2010, 2:43 pm
you recommended Bourbon. So I found a beer as 'hard' as Bourbon. 80% is too much, you're right. But we work on that!!!*fg*
GreyScorpion - April 2, 2010, 2:20 pm
80 proof beer? I don't think so...to be that high a % it'd have to be distilled, and then it's not beer anymore. you crazy germans ;)
rerun - April 2, 2010, 2:11 pm

Miller lite? Give me some credit, Coors Cutter is the best there is............................................................................................................it must be good, they serve it at my AA meetings
lesterinside - April 2, 2010, 1:43 pm
@Mongo "Satans brew", interesting.
Mongo - April 2, 2010, 12:43 pm
They have this stuff called "Satans brew" in Naples, Italy.....so juicy n sweet. Same proof. So good.
Fatt Matt - April 2, 2010, 11:47 am
Yeah, anyone used to Miller Lite won't care for something like this. I could drink(sip) on that for hours.
rerun - April 2, 2010, 10:56 am

you know it has to be somewhat quality to come in a presentation case like that. Maybe not taste quality compared to the water down crap I drink.
spacedog - April 2, 2010, 10:54 am
Re=arrange the letters and you get Horsch****BS, and the country of origin only gives it one lion....(jk)
rerun - April 2, 2010, 10:51 am

looks good doesn't it? And with a day like it is here I have nothing better to do.
Fatt Matt - April 2, 2010, 10:49 am
My god... my throat burns just looking at that.
rerun - April 2, 2010, 10:05 am

wish I could get a bottle imported.


TAGS: new year resolution nyquill kids
Rating: 5/5

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motinet - June 5, 2011, 9:05 am

MMMMMMMmmmmmm NyQuil
Reality Lord - January 1, 2011, 1:56 pm

rerun - January 1, 2011, 11:03 am

you gonna wait a year to implement this or will this become a weekly ritual?


TAGS: resolution out of the box
Rating: 4.91/5

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AdmiralAckbar - January 6, 2011, 12:37 am
only 90%?
GreyScorpion - January 5, 2011, 8:17 am
nice, your outlook for the new year, is cloudy, with a 90% chance of suck. 5L
autumnspirit - January 2, 2011, 12:02 am
5 Foggy outlooks!


TAGS: resolution fools time tolerate rerun
Rating: 4.82/5

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Big V - February 19, 2011, 9:25 am
tolerance breeds encouragement... eventually ya gotta punch 'em. but 3L for the look on his face.



TAGS: solutions to getmo problem
Rating: 2.59/5

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Jmac0585 - June 8, 2009, 10:35 am
Here, Here!
BoneCD - March 14, 2009, 11:48 pm
Mucho thx WTFO
WTFO - March 14, 2009, 7:32 pm
5 non-combatant lions for being quick and topical. Well done, BCD.

The New Years Revolution -

New Years Resolutions -

TAGS: rerun new year resolution 2014
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - January 1, 2014, 9:22 am

So far MissPriss has rebuffed my every advance. Seems she is scared she will kill me.
GaryO - January 1, 2014, 2:01 am
So much for his resolution of last year….’the Sho must go on’….’old person smell’… too phooking funny, Ism. Cheers mate.
MissPriss - January 1, 2014, 12:15 am
Thanks for ending 2013 with such a 5L memorable moment Ism
MissPriss - January 1, 2014, 12:13 am
Nope, the image forever etched into my brain is anything but cool! Teehee
Sho - December 31, 2013, 11:36 pm
An image tattooed on your mind is way cooler, trust me

Technically Scientific -


TAGS: business model conflict resolutionj
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - October 2, 2014, 9:29 am
Well, you can only beat on sumpm so long....then you just wanna find a way to make it all go the phukk away. I-I-I-I HATE MEEEETINGS!!!
lgvernon - October 1, 2014, 11:56 pm

Thank you, sir.
Greybeard - October 1, 2014, 11:46 pm
So 5L true...

creative solutions -



TAGS: bieber shawshank resolution
Rating: 4.91/5

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GaryO - December 30, 2012, 2:11 pm
maoworks2 - December 30, 2012, 2:08 pm
I Soled It For Beer LOL 5 Clips For The New Year .

Pleasures -

TAGS: ditch new years resolutions calendar
Rating: 4.86/5

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MissPriss - January 3, 2014, 12:02 pm
Sorry Greeny, ya lost me after gambling...teehee. Still the usual 5L Greeny material though.
GaryO - January 3, 2014, 8:46 am
Dang. This is good, in so many ways.

Contemplation -

TAGS: problem solution thinking conundrum therapy
Rating: 4.71/5

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TheSanityInspector - June 10, 2014, 2:23 pm
"Life is difficult. That'll be $150.00, please."



TAGS: new years resolutions live green
Rating: 4.56/5

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autumnspirit - January 7, 2011, 8:51 pm
lol Tell! Most of us do!
tellitlikeitis - January 6, 2011, 9:42 pm
Hey, I know those colours!
coldinjected - January 3, 2011, 1:23 pm
THAT is funny!! 5L.

NEW YEARS RESOLUTION - Mine is to spel more bettr, and use more better grammer.

TAGS: dictionary new years resolution
Rating: 4.44/5

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Silverheart - January 24, 2013, 1:12 pm
I wish I could say that I misspelled 'omitting' on purpose but... no, just a silly typo. And I used to be a spelling bee champion, way back when. :rolleyes:
Oiler - January 24, 2013, 11:34 am
"Omitting"...sorry, I am the same way. I do like your posters though..good stuff.
maoworks2 - December 30, 2012, 2:13 pm
Family Happy New Year.
Silverheart - December 30, 2012, 1:52 pm
Sorry about the triple post- commenting via tablet and the stupid thing froze up.
Silverheart - December 30, 2012, 1:25 pm
It really is for me. All the times I reread a comment or FB post and see a r in place of a t, or something equally inane, like ommitting the odd word.
Silverheart - December 30, 2012, 1:25 pm
It really is for me. All the times I reread a comment or FB post and see a r in place of a t, or something equally inane, like ommitting the odd word.
Silverheart - December 30, 2012, 1:25 pm
It really is for me. All the times I reread a comment or FB post and see a r in place of a t, or something equally inane, like ommitting the odd word.
maoworks2 - December 30, 2012, 11:58 am
I Think I Know Who This Is For .

NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS - The Most Interesting Man in the World never shared his again.



PEACEFUL SOLUTIONS - Sometimes they’re hard to find Sometimes you’re just not trying hard enough

TAGS: peaceful solutions sometimes they re hard to find
Rating: 2.92/5

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Ashson - November 30, 2008, 5:35 am
Peaceful solutions can be achieved by well meaning people trying to resolve a difference. Danegeld is not a solution. It just makes a problem worse in the long run. Hitler could have been stopped cheaply early but 'well meaning' people decided otherwise.

DEAR MOTIFAKERS - i present to you: the timmy hunter he wil hunt down and eat timmies he charges extra for grammar nazi's

Quila Kitty Says -

TAGS: problems booze milk water solution
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 30, 2014, 12:18 am
I told you I have shares in Nabob right? Thanks for the vote dizz.
mizzdizz - December 26, 2014, 4:40 am
Miss Priss, you b1tch! You made me choke on my coffee again! 5 lions laughing so hard it hurts!!!
MissPriss - December 25, 2014, 2:51 am
Purrfect! Thanks Thedge.
Thedge - December 25, 2014, 1:10 am
True that !

Death be not proud, -

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Math -